(via jwz)

This is so hilarious...  It's almost as good as the stories of all D&D playing kids sacrificing animals or of all teenage girls having blowjob parties.. 

Adults are so out of touch with reality sometimes... (I read it on the INTERNET!)

coco_b and I went to the Hippie Mart (tm) to pick up dinner tonight and as we were walking in an employee was setting up a display of Crocs, otherwise known as "the most unattractive shoes of modern times". Corinna remarked at how high their price was, and I commented that they should pay you to wear them since they make you look like a complete douchebag.

It was at this point that I noticed that the customer two feet in front of us was wearing Crocs.